Any fashion editor worth their stripes (leopard, pin, etc.) knows that clothes don’t have to be expensive to look expensive (see these Amazon finds for proof). There are, however, some elements that make clothing and accessories look cheap—and they have nothing to do with cost. Simple design details like texture, seams, trimming, and colorways can be the difference between “Where did you get that?” (complimentary) and “Where did you get that?” (derogatory).
When it comes to apparel, the price/appearance ratio is an easier gap to bridge. Even the most expensive jeans, sweaters, blazers, and coats are all pretty easy to dupe with a quick trip to Madewell or Aritzia. (This is especially true after the rise of “quiet luxury,” which highlighted simple, elegant designer brands like The Row, Khaite, and more.) But the same can’t be said for accessories.
Shoes can make or break an outfit, and—unfortunately for those balling on a budget—they’re the quickest to show their worth. A poorly-done croc print or a horrible red patent leather (go for black, instead) are just a few things that can, and will, make your shoes look cheap. So next time you go shopping—whether at Saks or T.J.Maxx—keep an eye out for the following details, and avoid them at all costs.
Disclaimer: In fashion, nothing is absolute, so there are certainly exceptions to all of the rules you’re about to read—but they are few and far between. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Two Words: Patent Leather
Before I say what I’m going to say, let me state, for the record, that I love patent leather. But—and that’s a big but—it’s a tricky fabrication to pull off. In all-black, a pair of patent leather pumps can add a fun texture to your look. But in literally any other color, the glossy finish can look a lot like what it is: plastic. And if you’re going to buy non-biodegradable shoes, they might as well look good, amiright?!
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They’re Too Dirty
The line between “well-loved” and “throw them away immediately” is a thin one—one that’s frequently crossed by accident. A little bit of smudging isn’t a big deal, but dark scuffs and large stains should be wiped away ASAP. (And, reminder: there’s nothing wrong with tossing your sneakers in the washing machine every once in a while. 😉)
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The Print Is Tacky
I’m so sorry, but it needs to be said: everything except polka dots and animal print is dangerous territory. It can easily look too busy and, frankly, a good print isn’t easy to come by—the texture, color combo, and print size all need to be in perfect alignment for a printed shoe to look expensive. It’s a feat even some of the most high-end designers struggle to perfect.
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You Can’t Walk in Them
I don’t care how cute the shoe is, if you can’t walk in them, they’ll look bad. Though the majority of my footwear collection isn’t appropriate for an hour-long hike through Manhattan, I can walk normally in all of them, if only for a short distance. It’s an important distinction!
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The Seams Are Effed Up
The great Sock Boot Craze of 2017 was a dark time in fashion history. Why? Because most of those styles look cheap. (I said what I said.) And that’s mostly due to the seam that often runs from toe to shin. Just like with a pair of leggings, a big ole seam up the front is a major vibe killer.
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Faded Faux Leather
Though your standard pleather is a much safer bet than its shiny counterpart, there are some finishes and textures to keep an eye out for. It’s always best to stick to classic black—just be sure the color isn’t faded. Off-black styles are a dead giveaway for a sloppy design process. A poorly designed snakeskin or croc print can also come off as cheap, even if they cost four figures.
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Weird Sole Color
This has been my pet peeve for as long as I can remember, and it’s one of the prime reasons sneakers, specifically, can end up looking cheap—even if you dropped a brick on them. When it comes to soles, keep it simple. Stick to black or white (but mostly white) and avoid all things matchy-matchy. Black sneaker with a black sole? No. Red sneaker with a red sole? No. White sneaker with a lime green sole? Absolutely the f*ck not.
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They Don’t Fit
I know it’s tempting to squeeze into a pair of designer pumps you found half-off in the sale section, but, trust me, it’s not worth it. The same goes for the two-sizes-too-big combat boots you’ve been considering stealing from your sister. Stick to shoes your own size, kay?
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Poorly-Done Faux Fur
Vintage fur is always the best choice, because it creates zero waste and no new animals were harmed—plus, it always looks expensive, even if you dug it out of a $10 bin at Salvation Army. That said, if you’re in need of some new plushness in your wardrobe, faux fur is the way to go. But tread lightly, because bad faux fur (read: ombré-dyed) or matted sherpa can make your shoes (or coat or bag) look cheap as f*ck.
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Kelsey (she/her) is a freelance digital fashion editor and writer with a knack for turning top-performing content into top-selling content. She has extensive experience in editorial and e-commerce strategy, having worked in both divisions during her years at Seventeen and Bustle. With more than a decade of experience in digital media, she also offers creative and social media consulting, as well as copywriting services. She enjoys cheeseburgers, traveling, and vintage hauls. Follow her on Instagram at @klstieg.
